the perfect woman!

I read this list! It made me sick! But once I did………..
1) A perfect woman would have to be pretty.

2) She’d have to be hot (there’s a difference).

Pretty and hot? If only you had more blood supply to your cortex.

3) The perfect woman would be a good cook.

And yet for some reason every restraunt has a man in the kitchen and every house a woman!

4) The perfect woman would like sports, not chick flicks. She would watch football with me.

If she likes chick flicks she would definitely marry a retard like you! Really? You want a hot girl who likes sports and will put up with you?!

5) Despite liking sports, the perfect woman would still talk like a lady.

So basically you watch football, pump your body with adrenaline and swear like a pirate with his ass on fire. And she sits beside you with a glass of wine and acts like she has a rod up her ass?!

6) The perfect woman would like beer, but not enough to get a beer gut. Just enough to let me drink it.

So you don’t like a beer guzzling monster. And you want her to like one?
And Mr. Iamfullofshit if she drinks beer she is out of your league!

7) The perfect woman would say what she really thought.

You shouldn’t have put that on your list! Because once you know what she is thinking, you will be walking away with your weenie tucked between your legs.

8) A perfect woman wouldn’t ask questions if she didn’t want the answer.

A perfect woman would already know all the answers.

There was more! But I couldn’t read the entire list without throwing up!