You know you are a med student when,
When you see patients that move and talk, you are dreaming, or your text book somehow turned into Tom Riddle’s diary.
There are some who say they don’t have time for serious relationships. But they secretly loathe their colleagues who go through more relationships than all the years of med school.
You are the only people who are knee deep in debt before you get your first paycheck.
When you sing in the bathroom more often than not it is some silly mnemonic that’s stuck in your head.
You have been through severe depression at least once during all those years in med school.
If medicine were a religion, you would be a fanatic.
You have watched all the tv medical shows ever aired(yes including days of our lives) rolled your eyes at the ridiculous notion of hot doctors, tried figuring out the cases(you are either clueless or wrong!).
Doctors by Erich Segal is not just a book. It is your life.
If you have read ‘the doctor on the boil/ doctor in the nude/ doctor on the brain or any other doctor book by Richard Gordon, you what I am talking about when I say I have never laughed harder!
You can’t remember the last time you were out partying on a friday night. And even if you pretend like you have a life(deep down inside you know you are a nerd, now and evermore)
Your worst nightmare is graduating and having to treat real patients. That said, you want to get out of med school as desperately as you wanted to get in!